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superblys: itbewolf: superblys: Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:23:30 -0400

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

unfriendlygayhottie: Does the pizza girl have a new boyfriend?

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:22:47 -0400

unfriendlygayhottie:

Does the pizza girl have a new boyfriend?

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Fri, 17 May 2013 13:33:35 -0400

Breakfast w/ @unfriendlygayhottie (:

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:41:34 -0400

Breakfast w/ @unfriendlygayhottie (:

sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:36:16 -0400

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

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Wed, 15 May 2013 15:28:50 -0400

It’s really hot out today. #sweaty #thatsagoodtag...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:22:44 -0400

It’s really hot out today. #sweaty #thatsagoodtag #mmmsweat

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Wed, 15 May 2013 00:28:13 -0400

nishlo: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:27:18 -0400

nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

blerkswern: “there’s still two minutes left of class, stop packing up.”

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:24:11 -0400

blerkswern:

“there’s still two minutes left of class, stop packing up.”

minccinorris: the best fucking vine video ever

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:23:43 -0400

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

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Wed, 15 May 2013 00:17:22 -0400

Pitch Perfect - The Aca-Inappropriate Version

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:17:11 -0400

Pitch Perfect - The Aca-Inappropriate Version

tobagogray: People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:16:32 -0400

tobagogray:

People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.

lindsaychrist:

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:09:12 -0400

lindsaychrist:

blindguymcsqueezie: ditch-able-prom-date: thetableistryingtoeatme: Shout out to all...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:33:26 -0400

blindguymcsqueezie:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs

suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:30:40 -0400

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole